Nice Joke

Think on these PJ’s and if you are unable to get the answers, check
them out at the bottom of d page..! Smile

PJ #1.
EK aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain… sab log use “Hanuman”
bulate hain… kyun???

PJ #2.
Whats the opposite of Real??
(Clue: Its COCONUT…. Y….Socho… )

PJ #3.
what is the vector form of sridevi?
(Hint: Tabu, confused? think… think…)

PJ #4.
Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song — AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died…… any idea why??

PJ #5.
what is the cube of 13?
(Clue: its SUROOR. Go to comments section to know why Smile

PJ #6.
Hema, Rekha , sushma and jaya are 4 friends.They all got marriage
proposal from Shah Rukh, Salman, Aamir and Saif. But none of them is
ready to accept any of the proposal. why?
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Ans to PJ#1: kyounki uska nam hanuman hota hai!

Ans to PJ#2:Coconut -Becuase it is ‘Na-Real’

Ans to PJ#3:TABU – bcause Sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

Ans to PJ#4:Cockroaches died COZ the song is HIT……

Ans to PJ#5:SUROOR – coz Tera (13) Tera (13) Tera (13) Suroor.

Ans to PJ#6:Kyunki….Hema, rekha ,jaya aur sushma… Sabki pasand NIRMAAAAAAAAAAAAA……!