1)Munna Bhai c++
2)Hamara Mouse Aapke paas hai
3)Software Mil Gaya
4)Program kiya tho darna kya
5)kabhi CD kabhi floppy
6)Hum Data de Chuke sanam
7)kya Yehi Processor hai
8)kyun Hang ho gaya na. . . . .

Boy: Atlast woh din agaya….

Girl: Tum mujhy chor to nai do gay????

Boy: No way aisa soochna bhi mat….

Girl: Roz shooping karao gay???

Boy: Yes…

Girl: Tumhari zindagi mei koi or to nai???

Boy: No not at all…..

girl: Do u love me???

Boy: Yes dear….

Girl: Oh! dear…

SHADI KAY BAAD AB YEH MAIL NEECHAY SEY WAPIS PARHEN….( scroll up )

I just want to inform you that my website www.eshban.com is going to be launched with totally new interface. I obviously need your kind comments on it.

You will be able to see some of my creative work on it.

Website Launching Date : 03rd February 2009

So don’t forget to bookmark it and refer it to other users.

Eshban Bahadur

MAGICAL BUG #1

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as “CON”. This is something pretty cool…and unbelievable… Microsoft the whole Team, couldn’t answer, why this happened!

TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE FOLDER NAMED ” CON ” IN MICROSOFT WINDOWS

MAGICAL BUG #2

For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1) Open an empty notepad file

2.) Type – Bush hid the facts (without the quotes)

3.) Save it as whatever you want.

4.) Close it, and re-open it.

is it just a really weird bug? ?

MAGICAL BUG #3

Microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat…and unbelievable… At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn’t answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself…

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER.. And see the magic..

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Did you get that ??? LOL……

Gam ko karo delete,
Khushi ko karo save,

Rishto ko karo recharge,
Dosti ko karo download,

Dushmani ko karo erase,
Such ko karo broadcast,

Jhoot ko karo switch off,
Tension ko karo not reachable,

Pyar ki karo incoming on,
Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,

Language ko karo control,
Hassi ka karo outbox full,

Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,
Gusse ko karo hold,

Muskan ko karo send,
Help ko karo ok,

Self ko karo autolock,
Dil ko karo vibrate,

Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni
POLYPHONIC ho jayegi

PJ #1.
EK aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain… sab log use “Hanuman”
bulate hain… kyun???

PJ #2.
Whats the opposite of Real??
(Clue: Its COCONUT…. Y….Socho… )

PJ #3.
what is the vector form of sridevi?
(Hint: Tabu, confused? think… think…)

PJ #4.
Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song — AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died…… any idea why??

PJ #5.
what is the cube of 13?
(Clue: its SUROOR. Go to comments section to know why Smile

PJ #6.
Hema, Rekha , sushma and jaya are 4 friends.They all got marriage
proposal from Shah Rukh, Salman, Aamir and Saif. But none of them is
ready to accept any of the proposal. why?
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Ans to PJ#1: kyounki uska nam hanuman hota hai!

Ans to PJ#2:Coconut -Becuase it is ‘Na-Real’

Ans to PJ#3:TABU – bcause Sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

Ans to PJ#4:Cockroaches died COZ the song is HIT……

Ans to PJ#5:SUROOR – coz Tera (13) Tera (13) Tera (13) Suroor.

Ans to PJ#6:Kyunki….Hema, rekha ,jaya aur sushma… Sabki pasand NIRMAAAAAAAAAAAAA……!

“…Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m
not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After
all, you enormously helped society by putting a
computer in almost every home in the world, and yet
you created that ghastly Windows 95. I’m going to do
something I’ve never done before. In your case, I’m
going to let you decide where you want to go!”

Bill replied, “Well, thanks, God. What’s the difference
between the two?”

God said, “I’m willing to let you visit both places
briefly if it will help you make a decision.”

“Fine, but where should I go first?”

God said, “I’m going to leave that up to you.”

Bill said, “OK, then, let’s try Hell first.”

So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy
beach with clear waters.

There were thousands of beautiful women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.

The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.

Bill was very pleased. “This is great!” he told God.
“If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!”

“Fine,” said God, and off they went.

Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels
drifting about playing harps and singing.

It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his
decision. “Hmm, I think prefer Hell,” he told God.

“Fine,” retorted God, “as you desire.”

So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell.

When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a
wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave.

He was being burned and tortured by demons.

“How’s everything going, Bill?” God asked.

Bill responded, his voice full of anguish and
disappointment, “This is awful; this is NOT what I
expected. I can’t believe this happened. What happened
to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful
women playing in the water?”

God says, “That was the screen saver.”