Sardar’s theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

Think on these PJ’s and if you are unable to get the answers, check
them out at the bottom of d page..! Smile

PJ #1.
EK aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain… sab log use “Hanuman”
bulate hain… kyun???

PJ #2.
Whats the opposite of Real??
(Clue: Its COCONUT…. Y….Socho… )

PJ #3.
what is the vector form of sridevi?
(Hint: Tabu, confused? think… think…)

PJ #4.
Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song — AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died…… any idea why??

PJ #5.
what is the cube of 13?
(Clue: its SUROOR. Go to comments section to know why Smile

PJ #6.
Hema, Rekha , sushma and jaya are 4 friends.They all got marriage
proposal from Shah Rukh, Salman, Aamir and Saif. But none of them is
ready to accept any of the proposal. why?
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Ans to PJ#1: kyounki uska nam hanuman hota hai!

Ans to PJ#2:Coconut -Becuase it is ‘Na-Real’

Ans to PJ#3:TABU – bcause Sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

Ans to PJ#4:Cockroaches died COZ the song is HIT……

Ans to PJ#5:SUROOR – coz Tera (13) Tera (13) Tera (13) Suroor.

Ans to PJ#6:Kyunki….Hema, rekha ,jaya aur sushma… Sabki pasand NIRMAAAAAAAAAAAAA……!

If Bill Gates were killed in a car accident. He might
find himself being sized up by God.

“…Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m
not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After
all, you enormously helped society by putting a
computer in almost every home in the world, and yet
you created that ghastly Windows 95. I’m going to do
something I’ve never done before. In your case, I’m
going to let you decide where you want to go!”

Bill replied, “Well, thanks, God. What’s the difference
between the two?”

God said, “I’m willing to let you visit both places
briefly if it will help you make a decision.”

“Fine, but where should I go first?”

God said, “I’m going to leave that up to you.”

Bill said, “OK, then, let’s try Hell first.”

So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy
beach with clear waters.

There were thousands of beautiful women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.

The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.

Bill was very pleased. “This is great!” he told God.
“If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!”

“Fine,” said God, and off they went.

Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels
drifting about playing harps and singing.

It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his
decision. “Hmm, I think prefer Hell,” he told God.

“Fine,” retorted God, “as you desire.”

So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell.

When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a
wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave.

He was being burned and tortured by demons.

“How’s everything going, Bill?” God asked.

Bill responded, his voice full of anguish and
disappointment, “This is awful; this is NOT what I
expected. I can’t believe this happened. What happened
to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful
women playing in the water?”

God says, “That was the screen saver.”

1. The word “queue” is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced
same way when the last four letters are removed.

2. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

3. Of all the words in the English language, the word ‘set’ has the most definitions!

4. What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France.

5. “Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in
alphabetical order.

6. “Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.

7. In 1386, public hanging for the murder of a child executed a pig in France

8. A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

9. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

10. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath

11. There is a city called Rome on every continent.

12. It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

13. Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

14. Horatio Nelson, one of England’s most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

15. The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

16. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

17. Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!

18. The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump!

19. One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

20. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different!

21. The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man

22. Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

23. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

24. The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become
15 billion by 2080.

25. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

26. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

27. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

28. Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “Friday the 13th.”

29. Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

30. On average a hedgehog’s heart beats 300 times a minute.

31. More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

32. The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

33. More people are allergic to cow’s milk than any other food.

34. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

35. The placement of a donkey’s eyes in its’ heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

36. The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

37. Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

38. It’s against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

39. You’re born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

40. Some worms will eat themselves if they can’t find any food!

41. Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

42. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

43. The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

44. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

45. Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not

46. Slugs have 4 noses.

47. Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

48. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

49. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

50. The average person laughs 10 times a day!